[Pretend the time now is 11am, Easter morning ( Read more... )

-just boil already! Sheesh, what the hell, it's been-

[America's device clicks on to him standing over a pot in the kitchen, and he scowls a moment. Cue muttering and whining to himself for a while. One can see a few colorful cups spread out on the table, and a few empty egg cartons scattered about. He cranks the stove up higher before he turns ( Read more... )

[The camera clicks on, and... there is America. He's grinning, and holding it in such a way that would make the Blair Witch project directors proud. Behind him is the various shelves of the library, and he looks to be pretty far into it. What an odd background to be behind him but whatever.]

Hey, you guys! Guess what today is!

[He waits about ( Read more... )

[Somehow this icon is appropriate. The device clicks on, as it likes doing that to torture everyone, and an orange prescription bottle can be seen half obstructing the view of it. The thing is, is that there's no label on it, so unless you were good with spotting meds you'd have no idea what's in the bottle. All you can tell is that it's half empty ( Read more... )

[The screen suddenly clicks on to... total blackness. What is this, seriously. But before the thing can be declared broken, someone singing can be heard. Someone's voice can be heard rather obnoxiously and somewhat nasally akin to a chorus of awesome fire angels singing completely on key in a falsetto that isn't as horribly off as one might expect ( Read more... )

Looks like everything's going back to normal! All the missing people are returning, and it seems like the only thing that still sucks is that the snow's still there. At least it's not a raging blizzard anymore!

Doesn't improve the temperature any, though. It's still freezing. It was cool to see the fireworks you guys shot up, though ( Read more... )

[America is hard at work in his room, making what appears to be... wreaths. Yes, wreaths. He's tying red, white and blue flowers to generic looking green wreaths, and from the looks of it, he's made a few of them.] Ahh! Almost done! [He wipes his forehead with the back of his hand.] I hope they're enough.. I don't have any money for the bigger ones ( Read more... )

[Starting at about late morning, one might notice flags appearing around the mansion. Well, not so much appearing as being placed there, but there's definitely a lot of them. Someone grabbed hold of a bunch of cheap plastic American flags from one of the vendors, and is promptly decorating the mansion with them ( Read more... )